I have been paid by two companies to remove Mongo. One that was hosted at the Mongo HQ. (The mongo HQ guys are really nice). At small startups, things are on fi

I have been paid by two companies to remove Mongo. One that was hosted at the Mongo HQ. (The mongo HQ guys are really nice). At small startups, things are on fire and people need answers quick. "How many users tried this, how many times was feature x used," on and on. If it is in mysql, well i just setup a vpn and a read mysql access, done -- they can query away. If it is all in mongo? Welp. How is your python? "See there is this key, and you need to sum this -- OH and remember that this does.. Hmm, "