Will no one think of the children?! I mean, specifically, NASA's hostage martian slave children. Will the reactors be made half-scale, so they can be operated b

Will no one think of the children?! I mean, specifically, NASA's hostage martian slave children. Will the reactors be made half-scale, so they can be operated by the children's tiny hands? Will the children be forced to labor in the plutonium mines, far from OSHA oversight?