I find EOS especially hilarious. Per their own FAQ[0]: "The EOS Tokens do not have any rights, uses, purpose, attributes, functionalities or features, express

I find EOS especially hilarious. Per their own FAQ[0]: "The EOS Tokens do not have any rights, uses, purpose, attributes, functionalities or features, express or implied, including, without limitation, any uses, purpose, attributes, functionalities or features on the EOS Platform." And: "We believe that EOS means different things to different people. We have received numerous amazing interpretations of what EOS stands for or what it should stand for so we have decided not to formally define it ourselves." [0] https://eos.io/faq.html https://eos.io/faq.html, last week's mirror: https://archive.fo/m3D1T https://archive.fo/m3D1T At least they're honest about it.