Seriously! I hadn't seen this article before... Brilliant! I get the sports thing. Thank god for the Sox or half of our city would've killed themselves by now (

Seriously! I hadn't seen this article before... Brilliant! I get the sports thing. Thank god for the Sox or half of our city would've killed themselves by now (yes I love the Cubbies too and hope they take the pennant someday really soon! - Go Cubbies!) but why the heck do we get this guff?