This reminds me of a joke I once saved: A patient asks his doctor: "Do you think I will live to be 80?" The doctor asks: "Do you smoke or drink?" "Oh no," he

This reminds me of a joke I once saved: A patient asks his doctor: "Do you think I will live to be 80?" The doctor asks: "Do you smoke or drink?" "Oh no," he replies. "I don't do drugs, either." "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself". "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" He says, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," he replies. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," He says. "I don't do any of those things." The doctor looks at him and says: "Then why do you care?"