I've seen multiple klocks of code written in Java and C that are taking minutes to handle database operations, unable to process parallel network requests, and

I've seen multiple klocks of code written in Java and C that are taking minutes to handle database operations, unable to process parallel network requests, and choking on errors. Watching new features get added is exciting in the same way it's ensorcelling to watch someone assemble a house of cards. I'd love a tool that enabled me to spend my cognitive currency how I want to, but so far all I've found are tools that have disguised their expenses in new and interesting ways, like tranches of a collateralized debt obligation.