Ohhhhhh, I see you want huge swathes of commented out sections, bizarre syntax for routing, and lots of nesting that makes no sense and has lots of repetition.

Ohhhhhh, I see you want huge swathes of commented out sections, bizarre syntax for routing, and lots of nesting that makes no sense and has lots of repetition. I'll get right on that. Seriously though, SQL's been proven capable of doing all of this, and for the half-assed turing tarpit if-statements in these files you'll get something better. I'm aiming for Lua or similar to let you really control it. But if your worry is that there will be some monster data structure you have to understand and work with manually in order to do anything then have no fear, you will get good tools.