This is a ridiculous response to a serious issue, but what confuses me is how some iPhones seem to be affected while others aren't. If it's just a matter of a

This is a ridiculous response to a serious issue, but what confuses me is how some iPhones seem to be affected while others aren't. If it's just a matter of a short between the antennas due to a bad design decision, shouldn't it be universal? (I've tried and tried to replicate the issue with mine, but I haven't been able to.) It will be interesting to see how this all plays out, but it seems obvious that "hold it differently" is not a viable option.