Ask HN: Business Bank with good customer service?

I'm trying to get a business account set up for a new project, and every bank I've applied with has dropped into "bank time", where they expect to have somebody get back to you in the next 3 weeks. That's pretty much the worst way you could treat a new customer, and it's turned me off every one of these banks to the point where I'll probably just give up before they get their act together. Has anybody here had a better experience? Is there a bank out there that can start a new account online and get it up and running in a single day? If so, let me know and they'll get my business.