Damn sorry that you were kidding around. I'm the OP and I thought you were being completely serious. I immediately felt bad for you and hoped you wouldn't get d

Damn sorry that you were kidding around. I'm the OP and I thought you were being completely serious. I immediately felt bad for you and hoped you wouldn't get downvoted into gray. I agree it is hard to be tongue in cheek on HN. I have to remind myself of that too. At least your happiness isn't dependent on your karma ;).