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I wonder what sort of qualifications you need for that sort of job. I would like to be prepared for that sort of future.
by devoply 9y ago
I wonder what sort of qualifications you need for that sort of job. I would like to be prepared for that sort of future.
- BigChiefSmokem 9y agoA Doctorate in Dog Food Science with a minor in kennel cleaning.
- TetOn 9y agoAnd minimum seven years experience with existing factory dog.
- devoply 9y agoNo I would think the minimum requirement would be 20 years of experience with the same factory dog with the sort of requirements that go on these days with businesses -- it's only going to get worse.
- ohazi 9y agoYou guys are all wrong. The only requirement for this job is that you have to be a Good Boy.
- flukus 9y agoOh you've only got experience with Labradors? This is a rottweiler company.
- Mz 9y agoMy sons and I were talking the other day about how George Jetson of The Jetsons had some job akin to this and was constantly being yelled at by his psycho boss for falling asleep at his desk. He also apparently had no life. He walked his dog on a treadmill. He seemed to have no hobbies, no friends, etc.
- simonsarris 9y agoAnd yet, unlike many of my friends, still kept cash in his wallet (its in the intro).
- Mz 9y agoOh, man, that is so old school. Cash? WTF?
- eltoozero 9y agoI assume you were downvoted for leaving out /s, thus your comment was not "obviously" sarcastic. This lead several presumably cash-loving individuals to take offense at your remark. And to demonstrate protest at the insinuation of the obsolescence of fiat currency, they clicked the little minus. I found your comment entertaining and it ranks 1/1 stars from my karma bucket.
- Mz 9y agoI figure they just think I am too stupid to know the show was made well before debit cards were a thing. Ha! Fooled you! I'm not even a real blonde.
- Gibbon1 9y agoI remember an old throw away scifi book. Almost everything was automated except for bars[1]. Having an actually job required an inane mount of schooling, testing and credentials. But gave you a life where you got to live and associate with people with somewhat meaningful lives. [1] Automated bars existed, but to the authorities dismay, few people would patronize them.
- Mz 9y agoYeah, this is another serious issue. People have intellectual, social and emotional needs. Merely satisfying their basic physical needs is not enough. Domino Harvey* comes to mind. She was supposedly a model turned bounty hunter. A lot of adrenaline junkies currently get their thrills doing EMS work and similar jobs. Or they have dangerous hobbies. If you take away all the constructive outlets for adrenaline junkies, you are basically left with dangerous hobbies and fomenting revolution or pursuing illegal activities merely to feel alive once in a while. This will likely not go good places. * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_Harvey https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_Harvey
- ben_w 9y ago20 years experience as a dog — only furries will be able to find work.