Why increase the complexity and density of the code while complaining that the alternative would be too complex though? If I can simulate anonymous functions w

Why increase the complexity and density of the code while complaining that the alternative would be too complex though? If I can simulate anonymous functions with locally scoped functions that then behave as lambdas then what hill is Python dying on here? The "we don't want to submit a patch to make our parser do this?" Hill? It's definitely possible to do. So...