Ever since I started using spaces, my salary has increased dramatically! I mean, when I first started, I was only making minimum wage. I had to use tabs, my li

Ever since I started using spaces, my salary has increased dramatically! I mean, when I first started, I was only making minimum wage. I had to use tabs, my life was horrible! Then I switched to spaces. Instantly, my boss noticed my increased productivity, and my character count went up! I started getting free lunches! My dogs became straight-A students! I started winning in League of Legends! ...and my salary increased by $90k! It was amazing!