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I used to work at a place where a huge argument occurred between staff, fighting over tabs vs spaces. It wasn't mentioned in the company code style. Eventuall
by Twirrim 9y ago
I used to work at a place where a huge argument occurred between staff, fighting over tabs vs spaces. It wasn't mentioned in the company code style.
Eventually leadership got annoyed at the amount of time developers were wasting punting code reviews back and forth over this silly nonsense, let alone the loud altercations around the office. Who ever could have guessed that developers would be such an opinionated bunch?
So they mandated spaces, and all was peaceful in the office.
For about a day.
Naively they put something along the lines of "spaces are to be used for indentation" in the code style document, but failed to specify how many spaces.
So the new arguments started up amongst the office. 3 spaces or 4? Whoever could have guessed that a number of developers were actually belligerent types who would go out of their way to find something to argue about, and also stubborn? Such a rare trait in developers.
So the arguments raged again, and eventually management decided they'd had enough. After all the fuss and grumbling over making an arbitrary decision on the tabs vs spaces debate, they decided this time to be democratic.
They scheduled a big all-hands meeting for the developers, and tolerating no interruptions, outlined that a binding vote was going to be taken. The code style document would be updated to reflect the democratic consensus, and also warning that future arguments on any other points would result in verbal warnings, and potentially dismissal.
With the software development managers standing at the front each to independently do the count, they asked all developers in favour of 3 spaces to raise their right hand, and all developers in favour of 4 spaces to raise their left.
The count started, but soon the managers realised that with all the raised hands, they couldn't see the fours for the threes.
- irrational 9y agoI can't believe I read that all the way to the end. Well played.
- webmaven 9y agoKudos for the pun! A groaner for sure. ;-D BTW, I wonder how many raised both hands...
- guelo 9y agoThe fours for the threes? That's not funny at all. Not much of a payoff for such a long joke.
- koko775 9y agoIt's a pun. Couldn't see the forest for the trees -> paid too much attention to a small thing without looking at the biggest picture.
- archon810 9y agoGod damnit.