What sticks out like a sore thumb in this post is that you're approaching this like a candidate selection process. The most horrifying thing of all is that you'

What sticks out like a sore thumb in this post is that you're approaching this like a candidate selection process. The most horrifying thing of all is that you're enumerating a list of criteria you want and nowhere do you even remotely mention human emotion. It's about finding somebody you love and not about satisficing bullet points. Any woman who by sheer chance satisfied all those criteria and wasn't fucked in the head would probably be utterly uninterested in the idea of spending the rest of her life in a loveless marriage.