I remember playing in a local league and one of the opponents was a flopper extraordinairre. Every two minutes, almost like clockwork, he'd be on his arse slidi

I remember playing in a local league and one of the opponents was a flopper extraordinairre. Every two minutes, almost like clockwork, he'd be on his arse sliding backwards. In the second half of the game I was puzzled because it'd been a few minutes since there'd been a flop... I looked around, and he was resting on the bench! Came back on at the next sub, and resumed flopping...