There's a lot of stuff here, but I'm surprised no one emphasized this gem: > We ... have organized a local grassroots movement to help bring Uber to Miami. #Mi

There's a lot of stuff here, but I'm surprised no one emphasized this gem: > We ... have organized a local grassroots movement to help bring Uber to Miami. #MiamiNeedsUber It's not often you see a company directly admit to "organizing a grassroots movement" designed to boost their product. It's such a bizarrely sincere line that you'd almost think Kalanick believed a corporate-organized movement counts as 'grassroots'.