Occasionally I get a nigerian scammer that makes it through the spam filter. Last one I had I played really dumb for about two weeks. Oh western union? Yeah I

Occasionally I get a nigerian scammer that makes it through the spam filter. Last one I had I played really dumb for about two weeks. Oh western union? Yeah I live on the east coast I'm pretty sure we don't have that here. I found the western union but I don't have any nigerian money to send, how do I get nigerian money? I was going to send the money today but I stopped at the mini McDonald's at Walmart and ate some fries. I don't have the full 500, only 496 now, sorry I'll see if I can find the rest. Someone told me that there was a robot computer from Nigeria that asks for money, how do I know you're not a robot? I'm pretty sure a robot would say it isn't a robot. Can you send me pictures to prove you're not a robot? etc etc etc