I've recently become inundated with small business line of credit calls and no amount of asking them to remove my number worked (in fact, seems to have made it

I've recently become inundated with small business line of credit calls and no amount of asking them to remove my number worked (in fact, seems to have made it worse). On the last call I decided to use a fictional name and spent 15 minutes chatting with the woman about how much I enjoyed living in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and how hard I had worked to set up my first fast-food fried chicken restaurant and that, yes, I absolutely wanted to add a couple more locations to prove that the American dream was still alive and well. I felt like we really connected. Unfortunately when she called up the person who I assume was the lead buyer and tried to transfer the call - a "Mr Gustavo Fring" from "Los Pollos Hermanos" who was excited to expand his business with fast cash - I received a short burst of expletives before they immediately hung up. Nobody has called back since but I've got a few more characters ready for when they do.