I don't like it. There's no information here. It's like one of those sales brochures that you open up, hoping it's a technical datasheet full of specification

I don't like it. There's no information here. It's like one of those sales brochures that you open up, hoping it's a technical datasheet full of specifications, and close two seconds later, when you see there's no meat in it. Where's the meat? What open source packages? Windows and Linux drivers for what? Using what toolset? What mobile apps, for which platforms? I get that you're trying to have a resume that's different, but even a different resume needs to provide some actual information.