If I sign that contract with you and don't deliver on my promise of having people tell me "thank-you" in a non-native language every time I give them a glass of

If I sign that contract with you and don't deliver on my promise of having people tell me "thank-you" in a non-native language every time I give them a glass of water, I'd be in breach of contract with you. I'm not opposed to the deal, I just better get really incredible terms.