Wow incredible. Who would have thought the first time humanity would see large scale resurrections of the dead would be so that the corpses could post internet

Wow incredible. Who would have thought the first time humanity would see large scale resurrections of the dead would be so that the corpses could post internet comments about how much they hate the idea of net neutrality and show their support and love for monopolies? Simply amazing, I knew people would be passionate about net neutrality but I wouldn't have guessed it was powerful enough to resurrect the lifeless. Do you think they will start using this technique in medicine soon? In the ER or hospitals? Imagine the amazing sequence of events: "We're losing him, we're losing him... he just has no more will to live" 'No wait, give me that laptop.' "He's dead, flatlined" 'SIR, SIR, HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE NET NEUTRALITY' ... grumble grumble.... beep beep beep beep "Incredible! We have a pulse again!" 'SIR, DO YOU LOVE MONOPOLIES, YOU MUST COMMENT ON THE INTERNET ABOUT THIS, HERE TAKE THIS LAPTOP' ... beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ..... "I... am ... I do.... I do love... I.... I DO LOVE MONOPOLIES, I.... I DO HATE NET NEUTRALITY.... FINALLY... A REASON TO LIVE!! GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP NOW!!!!" 'It's a medical miracle!!!!!!'