because... seriously: > the border agent asks "are you hiding any information from us?" Answer yes, always, because: I have client data I'm most certainly hid

because... seriously: > the border agent asks "are you hiding any information from us?" Answer yes, always, because: I have client data I'm most certainly hiding from you on my computer because they'd in general be worried if it i didn't, also I have passcodes to friends mail servers I manager for them I'm hiding from you, also I'm hiding from you all the emails I've sent to my parents, I'm also hiding from you all the pics of my gonads I sent to my lover. So yes, I'm hiding information from you. What country is this anyway? <asks the person arriving to the US from Germany>