> Orders a beer. Beer delivered, but at the center of the bar, not to the customer. > Orders 0 beers. > Orders 999999999 beers. Bar room fills up with beer,

> Orders a beer. Beer delivered, but at the center of the bar, not to the customer. > Orders 0 beers. > Orders 999999999 beers. Bar room fills up with beer, drowning everyone. > Orders a lizard. Bartender yells gibberish at customer. > Orders -1 beers. Keg explodes in taproom. > Orders a sfdeljknesv. Bartender complements customer on their fine taste in Hungarian beer.