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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. Hug your QA engin
by pinaceae 9y ago
QA Engineer walks into a bar.
Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
Hug your QA engineers, they save you from eternal embarrassment.
- joncrocks 9y agoOrders a NULL, orders "'); DROP TABLE Beverages;"
- twothamendment 9y agoWhy would anyone drop the Beverages table? I'd think the first target would be the Customer_Tab table.
- Phlarp 9y agoIf you are a QA engineer testing to see if an input is injectable it hardly matters what you target database wise If you are attacking with the intent of stealing information it would likely better to use the database injection as the foundation for multiple pivots into other systems that would presumably have more valuable stuff than a list of people who bought a beer and or their credit card numbers.
- TeMPOraL 9y ago> orders "'); DROP TABLE Beverages;" The bar gets flooded by the contents of hundreds of broken bottles.
- csours 9y ago> Orders a beer. Beer delivered, but at the center of the bar, not to the customer. > Orders 0 beers. > Orders 999999999 beers. Bar room fills up with beer, drowning everyone. > Orders a lizard. Bartender yells gibberish at customer. > Orders -1 beers. Keg explodes in taproom. > Orders a sfdeljknesv. Bartender complements customer on their fine taste in Hungarian beer.
- protomyth 9y agoA good developer looks both ways when crossing a one-way street. A good QA person also looks up and tests the street with a walking stick.