I could tell that you were being sarcastic, but to me it looked like a typical response from someone who had only read the headline and didn't bother to click t

I could tell that you were being sarcastic, but to me it looked like a typical response from someone who had only read the headline and didn't bother to click through and read at least some paragraphs from the article. (That's also why I was a bit more condescending than usual.)