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> The supervisor came screaming because you guys cant get it done Every car company ever. A relative works at BMW, one of the "Zeitarbeiter" hired fordisassemb

> The supervisor came screaming because you guys cant get it done Every car company ever. A relative works at BMW, one of the "Zeitarbeiter" hired fordisassembly work on a old production line cut the power-cord that supplied the whole new assembly line drive unit in the other part of the hall. Suddenly - lights out (Guy wasn't hurt). Then those faces starting to search for the source. Then the usual choir showing up, including if you delay long enough - factory management. Always the same tune. Funny thing is also i you get the inter-weeks repair gap time to replace a stations robot. They are still producing at the line going out - when you rip the robot out, and replace it, measuring in, teaching - its all with the big stop-watch in the background. Program changes are usually prepared ahead of time in this scenario- but when the unexpected hits, you get "Visitors"- i guess supposed to improve the "productivity" by applying "pressure". Usually you play as a team then, one "Catcher" keeps the "Suits" busy and away from disrupting the guy who has to code as if his life depends on it. My boss would have to tell you more funny storys.. TL,DR; Yes, Tesla makes Cars

rawland 9y ago
Applying caveman-tactics to programmers? When did that work out the last time? I'm glad you have some counter-strike tactics.
gthtjtkt 9y ago
I put this whole post into Google.com/translate but I'm still completely lost.
- Pica_soO 9y ago
  > The supervisor came screaming because you guys cant get it done Every car company ever. A relative works at BMW, and had a nice story. One of the "Zeitarbeiter" hired for disassembly-work on a old production line cut the main power-cord - that supplied the new assembly line drive unit in the other part of the hall. Suddenly - lights out (Zeitarbeiter wasn't hurt). Then those faces starting to search for the origin of the trouble. Guys like my brother are called to fix it, the clock starts ticking. If the clock ticks too long the usual choir shows up, including if the delay is long enough - factory management. And they chant exactly what was in the text. Funny thing is also if you get a task in the inter-production-weeks repair gap. They are still producing at the line going out - while your team rips the robot out, and replaces it, measuring in, teaching and - its all with the big stop-watch in the back of your mind. Program changes are usually prepared ahead of time in this scenario- but when the unexpected Situation hits, you get a constant stream of "Visitors"- i guess supposed to improve the "productivity" by applying "pressure". Usually you play as a team then, one "Catcher" keeps the "Suits" busy and away from disrupting the guy who has to code as if his life depends on it. My boss would have to tell you more funny storys.. TL,DR; Yes, Tesla makes Cars

rawland 9y ago

Applying caveman-tactics to programmers? When did that work out the last time? I'm glad you have some counter-strike tactics.

gthtjtkt 9y ago

I put this whole post into Google.com/translate but I'm still completely lost.

Pica_soO 9y ago
> The supervisor came screaming because you guys cant get it done Every car company ever. A relative works at BMW, and had a nice story. One of the "Zeitarbeiter" hired for disassembly-work on a old production line cut the main power-cord - that supplied the new assembly line drive unit in the other part of the hall. Suddenly - lights out (Zeitarbeiter wasn't hurt). Then those faces starting to search for the origin of the trouble. Guys like my brother are called to fix it, the clock starts ticking. If the clock ticks too long the usual choir shows up, including if the delay is long enough - factory management. And they chant exactly what was in the text. Funny thing is also if you get a task in the inter-production-weeks repair gap. They are still producing at the line going out - while your team rips the robot out, and replaces it, measuring in, teaching and - its all with the big stop-watch in the back of your mind. Program changes are usually prepared ahead of time in this scenario- but when the unexpected Situation hits, you get a constant stream of "Visitors"- i guess supposed to improve the "productivity" by applying "pressure". Usually you play as a team then, one "Catcher" keeps the "Suits" busy and away from disrupting the guy who has to code as if his life depends on it. My boss would have to tell you more funny storys.. TL,DR; Yes, Tesla makes Cars