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Why I Returned My iPad

• sambeau 16y ago
  I am going to split with my girlfriend because she's too beautiful and she always satisfies me in bed. I need some misery.
  • AndrewDucker 16y ago
    If she always satisfied you in bed, but you found the rest of your life suffered because you were always in bed, then that would be a rational reaction.
    • sambeau 16y ago
      Or, I could just get some self control.