Another terrible analogy. It's not an annuity at all. You're paying for a service. You pay $15 for "lifetime" email. Your father paid less than $1/year for

Another terrible analogy. It's not an annuity at all. You're paying for a service. You pay $15 for "lifetime" email. Your father paid less than $1/year for email service. Stop trying to make it seem like Fastmail owes you money. Quit your bellyaching and move him to gmail.