Oh please. It may be useless out of the box at detecting evil USB devices, but to accuse it of being outright useless is ridiculous. I'm sure it was sarcastic

Oh please. It may be useless out of the box at detecting evil USB devices, but to accuse it of being outright useless is ridiculous. I'm sure it was sarcastic snark, but of course they have heard of udev: https://github.com/facebook/osquery/search?q=udev https://github.com/facebook/osquery/search?q=udev.