I'm upvoting this because (a) I know that a huge percentage of you live directly on top of the San Andreas fault; (b) I've seen the upcoming earthquake mentione

I'm upvoting this because (a) I know that a huge percentage of you live directly on top of the San Andreas fault; (b) I've seen the upcoming earthquake mentioned a few times on this thread, but always in a list with things like "the Singularity". For god's sake. The difference between a major Northern California earthquake and the effing Singularity is that one of these has happened in the last century and is guaranteed to happen again. Lay in an emergency supply of drinking water and strap your heavy shelves to the wall.