Willie Nelson--who must be an expert marriage because he's done it so many times (at least four times)--once said that rather than get married again, he would j

Willie Nelson--who must be an expert marriage because he's done it so many times (at least four times)--once said that rather than get married again, he would just save himself a lot of time and heartache by searching for the most unpleasant woman he could find and then give her half of everything he owned. YMMV