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MAAS (marriage as a service). Everything's better as a service. Monthly payment (nobody likes to pay upfront when they're not sure about whether the product is
by nudge 16y ago
MAAS (marriage as a service). Everything's better as a service.
Monthly payment (nobody likes to pay upfront when they're not sure about whether the product is any good, and especially when it doesn't seem to work out for many people).
Be sure to offer different pricing schemes, from $99 a month for a happy, contented marriage with a perfectly suited life partner, down to $7 a month for a bitter, distrusting eternity with an unfaithful, mendacious thief. Make sure people can upgrade or downgrade at any time. Offer a corporate product so companies can enable their employees to become married to their jobs.
edit: I have no idea why it's necessary to say this, but I am joking.
- byoung2 16y agoThere is a big difference between weddings and marriage.
- nudge 16y agoWhat's with the sense of humour failure? Do you actually think I was proposing what I wrote as a serious business idea? Anyway, well done for sucking the fun out of it. If you weren't amused you could have just ignored it.
- byoung2 16y agoI totally got the joke, hence my followup joke (punchline: wedding = time of celebration, marriage = life of misery).