"You had your chance to handle your own updates and proved that you cannot be trusted to do so. This is the next logical step." Personally, I would describe th

"You had your chance to handle your own updates and proved that you cannot be trusted to do so. This is the next logical step." Personally, I would describe the user voluntarily allowing their computer to become infested with first party adware and spyware as winning the stupid prize, but your mileage may vary.