"given your concern with 90s-era Microsoft practices..." We'll, I must say I preferred them actually. - the close button on my upgrade prompts didn't mean yes

"given your concern with 90s-era Microsoft practices..." We'll, I must say I preferred them actually. - the close button on my upgrade prompts didn't mean yes. - clippy didn't send my files keystrokes and speech online on its own - candy crush saga equivalents didn't just install on their own - applications that I installed weren't deleted by the OS - the computer didn't restart on its own because of updates, closing all ssh sessions and killing processes with days of work. - etc.