Well, since this discussion has already gone down the tubes, we might as well spend some productive time making fun of other DB names: - SQLite: SQL database w

Well, since this discussion has already gone down the tubes, we might as well spend some productive time making fun of other DB names: - SQLite: SQL database with no sugar. Less calories! - MySQL: A selfish database. - IMB DB2: Released in 1983, but never got promoted to DB3. Probably abandoned software? - Postgresql: Gesundheit! - CouchDB: A database for lazy people. Part of the NOSQL family, the Zen database family, that achieve SQL by not achieving SQL... like I said, lazy. - Microsoft Access: It's very accessible. Ironically, most people that use Office don't know what it is, or that it exists, and thus, don't use it. - dBase: De-bases your data. - Sybase: Pronounced sigh base, which is the sound people make when you suggest it.