I think the greater irony is that the Fountain of Youth was sought by people who weren't going to actually live to what we would call today "old age" anyway. I

I think the greater irony is that the Fountain of Youth was sought by people who weren't going to actually live to what we would call today "old age" anyway. I'm not actually looking for it by the way, but if somebody else finds it, I would like to get in on that action.