I mean you zero ill-will, sir... but if I read this and saw you walking up my driveway I would sit quietly until I was confident you were long gone. This post

I mean you zero ill-will, sir... but if I read this and saw you walking up my driveway I would sit quietly until I was confident you were long gone. This post has "socially awkward dude that doesn't pick up on increasingly less-subtle hints" written all over it. I'm sure you're a great guy, but you would be well advised to "start with why" on a post like this. What's your story? Why should people care that you need to invade their space?