There was no indication that your statements were supposed to be ironic, sarcastic, or satirical. Plenty of people are here saying exactly the same things and

There was no indication that your statements were supposed to be ironic, sarcastic, or satirical. Plenty of people are here saying exactly the same things and they're dead serious. So either you're lying or you don't know how to do satire properly. Your persistence suggests it's not the second. Creating two accounts for one discussion does nothing for your credibility either.