But then we discovered mercenaries, and the mercenaries discovered that, if you settle it all in court, its so much cheaper on the blood and so much more expens

But then we discovered mercenaries, and the mercenaries discovered that, if you settle it all in court, its so much cheaper on the blood and so much more expensive for the customer. And they named themselves from free_lancers to fee_lawyers. Thus ended the story, and if it offends you, sue me.