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I can't wait till we have to travel in paper smocks, chained to our seats like the criminals we truly are.
by madamelic 10y ago
I can't wait till we have to travel in paper smocks, chained to our seats like the criminals we truly are.
- bogomipz 10y agoI'm wondering if that would actually be any less humiliating than the current level of harassment by both the TSA and airlines themselves. I wonder if being chained to our seats would reduce the risk of the airlines physically dragging us off of oversold flights?
- camiller 10y agoWhat about those of us that can't afford first class!
- ebcode 10y agoNo smock for you!
- to3m 10y agoEventually they'll just shoot you at the airport when you turn up, then throw your carcass into an incinerator, because aeroplane travel will have become so inconvenient that only the most devoted of terrorist would bother.
- coldcode 10y agoEach person is pushed into a tube from the top whilst the current resident is pushed out the bottom. Each tube is made of reinforced kevlar and whatever else you can imagine. Each person is naked and is allowed no carryons of any kind. This of course will also increase profits as you can fit more tubes than seats.