While he may well have had a Jesus number [1] Je >> 1, he would still be wet from e.g. splashing waves. [1] The Jesus number is a dimensionless number in fluid

While he may well have had a Jesus number [1] Je >> 1, he would still be wet from e.g. splashing waves. [1] The Jesus number is a dimensionless number in fluid mechanics; it is the inverse of the more commonly used Eötvös number, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number