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> What watch would Jesus wear? A Casio F91-W. Durable, water resistant, stopwatch, alarm, calendar, timer ++. Cost: $6.68. Best selling watch on Amazon. https

> What watch would Jesus wear? A Casio F91-W. Durable, water resistant, stopwatch, alarm, calendar, timer ++. Cost: $6.68. Best selling watch on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Resin-Digital/dp/B000GAWSDG https://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Resin-Digital/dp...

triangleman 10y ago
He'd never get through airport security wearing that.
- funkaster 10y ago
  As a dark middle Eastern, with known troubles with the law, he might not pass airport security no matter what.
jameshart 10y ago
Why would he need it to be water resistant?
- GregBuchholz 10y ago
  "At that time Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee and was baptized by John in the Jordan. Just as Jesus was coming up out of the water, he saw heaven being torn open and the Spirit descending on him like a dove. And a voice came from heaven: “You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased.” " http://www.biblestudytools.com/mark/passage/?q=mark+1:9-11 http://www.biblestudytools.com/mark/passage/?q=mark+1:9-11 ...and... https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+helping+peter&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiyx9jlqNnTAhXKz1QKHXOED7MQsAQIJQ&biw=812&bih=494 https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+helping+peter&tbm=isch... ...so maybe just water / splash resistance, and not a dive watch / water proof.
- criddell 10y ago
  I hate to post a spoiler here, but near the end Jesus has something happen to his hand (or maybe it's his wrist) and there's a good chance he'd get blood on his Casio.
- semi-extrinsic 10y ago
  While he may well have had a Jesus number [1] Je >> 1, he would still be wet from e.g. splashing waves. [1] The Jesus number is a dimensionless number in fluid mechanics; it is the inverse of the more commonly used Eötvös number, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number
geofft 10y ago
This is the watch that terrorists are supposed to wear, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_ter... Appropriate, I think, for someone killed by an empire on fabricated claims of leading an insurrection.

triangleman 10y ago

He'd never get through airport security wearing that.

funkaster 10y ago
As a dark middle Eastern, with known troubles with the law, he might not pass airport security no matter what.

jameshart 10y ago

Why would he need it to be water resistant?

GregBuchholz 10y ago
"At that time Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee and was baptized by John in the Jordan. Just as Jesus was coming up out of the water, he saw heaven being torn open and the Spirit descending on him like a dove. And a voice came from heaven: “You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased.” " http://www.biblestudytools.com/mark/passage/?q=mark+1:9-11 http://www.biblestudytools.com/mark/passage/?q=mark+1:9-11 ...and... https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+helping+peter&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiyx9jlqNnTAhXKz1QKHXOED7MQsAQIJQ&biw=812&bih=494 https://www.google.com/search?q=jesus+helping+peter&tbm=isch... ...so maybe just water / splash resistance, and not a dive watch / water proof.
criddell 10y ago
I hate to post a spoiler here, but near the end Jesus has something happen to his hand (or maybe it's his wrist) and there's a good chance he'd get blood on his Casio.
semi-extrinsic 10y ago
While he may well have had a Jesus number [1] Je >> 1, he would still be wet from e.g. splashing waves. [1] The Jesus number is a dimensionless number in fluid mechanics; it is the inverse of the more commonly used Eötvös number, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eötvös_number

geofft 10y ago

This is the watch that terrorists are supposed to wear, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_terrorism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F-91W#Claimed_use_in_ter... Appropriate, I think, for someone killed by an empire on fabricated claims of leading an insurrection.