It's funny that you draw the parallel to humans. I'm now imagining the obituary of my startup: Xapateria filed for bankruptcy last week, after a long fight wit

It's funny that you draw the parallel to humans. I'm now imagining the obituary of my startup: Xapateria filed for bankruptcy last week, after a long fight with customer churn. They tried an experimental fundraising approach that gave a few months of extra life, but ultimately succumbed. Xapatistas enjoyed off-sites in the Caribbean, craft espresso, and weekly frisbee tournaments. They are left behind by an excellent collection of Aeron chairs and Apple hardware.