Uber for septic tank pumping. Hey he's out in the tanker truck and your tank needs pumping, swipe right or swipe left, either way its a business more likely to

Uber for septic tank pumping. Hey he's out in the tanker truck and your tank needs pumping, swipe right or swipe left, either way its a business more likely to survive than most, as long as humanity continues to poop. Another strange idea... rural monthly delivery boxes, today you get a new bespoke artisinal flypaper. Or .22LR ammo monthly gift box, do I get the frangibles this week or the varmint hunting high speeds?