Fine, but you can't just slip in a tut-tut about expressing genuine surprise, in a post titled "No Feigning Surprise." I express emotions. It's honest. It lets

Fine, but you can't just slip in a tut-tut about expressing genuine surprise, in a post titled "No Feigning Surprise." I express emotions. It's honest. It lets people know what I really think, and what I really care about. If I lose my shit when you say you never saw Fight Club, that's my way of telling you how much I loved it.