But.. but.. but... This is the story of how heroic outlets like the NYT are defenders of Real News(TM) against terrorists and neer-do-wells, and how Zuckerberg

But.. but.. but... This is the story of how heroic outlets like the NYT are defenders of Real News(TM) against terrorists and neer-do-wells, and how Zuckerberg and his use of his proprietary data collection and mood manipulating reality construction system to take a stand against Fake News(TM) will save us all from evil boogeymen, damnit! Get on 'the right side of history' already, sheesh.