Give people a long leash, but when they're way off to the end of the bell-curve of normality throw them a life-line. Hello User. We've noticed you've been spen

Give people a long leash, but when they're way off to the end of the bell-curve of normality throw them a life-line. Hello User. We've noticed you've been spending more time on StackOverflow than 99% of our other users. May we suggest you spend some time looking at cat videos to balance things out? -- Your friends at Google