> She insisted on showing off her stool after the process was complete. She said she could see the little "bugs" that had been in her system. Then we discovered

> She insisted on showing off her stool after the process was complete. She said she could see the little "bugs" that had been in her system. Then we discovered that she had forgotten to put in the batteries. There's so much wrong with this... Reminds me of the audiophile that was very happy with his top of the line amplifier that he custom built. It was clearly much better than the previous one. Turns out he had forgotten to turn it on and was using the old one.