Most of the bad things I can think up of about cockroaches are good in the context of databases. Replication, being hard to kill, being around for ages, collect

Most of the bad things I can think up of about cockroaches are good in the context of databases. Replication, being hard to kill, being around for ages, collective decision-making.. As someone downthread said, it's not a consumer product and doesn't need to be marketed like one.